^_^ UwUGram ^_^
a calm, privacy-first Telegram desktop client. everything the official app hides, surfaced. everything you do, silent.
every profile is a dossier.
Click any user inside UwUGram and instantly see what Telegram hides. Past usernames, every public group they're in, their public message history, top words, and a global ranking.
- full @username history with dates
- every public group they joined
- all public messages, searchable
- top 100 most-used words
- global activity ranking
pro tools, on by default.
read DMs, watch stories, peek typing. nobody sees a thing.
every deleted message preserved, timestamped, and saved.
logs every message anyone deletes. author, time, original text, all archived.
auto-blurs phone, 2FA codes, and DM previews while screen-sharing.
reactions, voice-to-text, faster downloads. unlocked client-side.
inline translation in 80+ languages. no bots, no leaks.
themes, fonts, density. re-skin the client live.
richer media + quick reactions without opening anything.
select a range, hit record. uwugram films it as MP4.
set it once. forget it.
the boring chat-ops, handled. quietly, locally, in the background.
schedule full chat exports as JSON, HTML, or PDF.
mirror selected chats into Saved Messages forever.
one click clears every message you sent in a group.
pick a range, hit record. it scrolls and films.
uwu vs vanilla
| feature | telegram | uwugram |
|---|---|---|
| hidden online status | none | configurable |
| anti-recall | none | full history |
| anti-delete log | none | every deletion archived |
| funstats lookup | none | built-in |
| local premium perks | subscription | unlocked |
| scroll-record | none | 1-click MP4 |
| custom themes & fonts | limited | total reskin |
| telemetry sent home | yes | zero |
things you're probably wondering.
security & privacy.
UwUGram is built on the official Telegram MTProto protocol. Your session credentials are stored locally using OS-level keychains and never transmitted to third parties.
All network traffic is end-to-end encrypted by Telegram's native protocol. We do not operate intermediary servers, proxies, or logging infrastructure.
The client performs static and dynamic analysis on its own runtime to detect tampering. Builds are reproducible and signed with code-signing certificates on every release.
Report vulnerabilities to security@uwugram.app. We operate a responsible disclosure policy and aim to respond within 72 hours.
UwUGram collects zero telemetry. No analytics, no crash reporting, no usage statistics. What you do inside the client stays on your device.
FunStats only surfaces publicly available Telegram data. public groups, public channels, public usernames, and messages in public contexts. It does not access private conversations or bypass visibility settings.
We do not sell, rent, or share user data with advertisers, data brokers, or analytics platforms. There is no advertising ID, no fingerprinting, and no third-party SDKs embedded in the client.
You may request a full export of any data stored locally, or purge all cached FunStats indices, at any time from the settings panel.